Wedding speech jokes

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Does your wedding speech need jokes?

You may be the father of the bride, the best man or the MC and want to pep up your wedding speech with jokes to make the guests laugh. If so, you'll enjoy reading the free set of wedding speech jokes provided with our e-book on how to be a brilliant MC.

Yes, the wedding speech jokes are free when you purchase it. They cover wedding speech jokes from all angles: wedding speech jokes about the groom, wedding speech jokes about the bride, and jokes that take the mickey out of getting married altogether, and there are even jokes about the in-laws and marital sex!

The difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend, and a wife? The prostitute says, "That'll be $100." The girlfriend says, "Oh, baby! I love you, I love you, I love you!" The wife says, "Beige. Yeah. Beige. I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Wedding jokes about the groom

If you are the wedding MC or best man, there are many different ways you could include wedding jokes about the groom. They could be comments about how to be a good husband, warnings about the kinds of errors husbands make, or what the groom can expect in his future marriage. For example, here is one of the many wedding jokes about the groom that can be used while giving him advice about how to behave now he is married.

Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

It is important you use wedding speech jokes for a purpose and to integrate them within your speech so they support what you are trying to say. Don't just come out with a string of unconnected or irrelevant wedding jokes. People may not think them funny.

Also, sometimes personal stories make a wedding more special than any set of wedding speech jokes can.

Best wedding jokes for the groom

The best wedding jokes aren't all against the groom, many make fun of the bride. Of course, which ones you think are the best wedding jokes will vary according to your relationship with the bride, the bridal party and the guests.

Your judgments of the best wedding jokes will also be influenced by your own sense of humour. Really there aren't any official "best wedding jokes" because what works for one wedding doesn't work for another. So choose wisely.

If you are preparing wedding speech jokes for your groom's speech there are many different angles these jokes can focus on. You may use them to be self-depreciating and make fun of yourself, for example.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They are hard to get started, emit foul odours, and do not work half the time!

Or your wedding speech jokes may make fun of your bride, or make fun of the problems you fear about being married. Of course, traditionally many wedding speech jokes paint the groom's future married life in a negative way. Some guests will relate to these while others may think they are in poor taste. Be careful in your choice!

I feel very fortunate to have married Mary-Lou. None of you will know this, but I've actually been congratulated already. Dad said to me, 'Well done! You will always look back on today as the happiest and best thing you've ever done.' Fitting words, I thought, as I set off for my stag night.

MC jokes for weddings

MC jokes for weddings can cover any aspect of the wedding. The MC jokes may be directed at the bride, the mother or father of the bride, the groom or on marriage itself.

MC jokes can also focus on the things that the bride and groom need to know about each other. The jokes can cover a very extensive range! You might for example give some wise reminders to the groom.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Wedding speech jokes should be used with care

Wedding speech jokes must be chosen and used with care. Just because your mates from the footy club will find a joke funny, Great Aunt Josephine may not. You have to keep everyone happy. Also, it can be risky using wedding speech jokes unless you are excellent at telling them and the audience hasn't heard them before.

Sometimes the best wedding jokes are the simplest and cleanest ones, then the risk of causing offence is lessened.

Take note! The best wedding speeches sometimes need no jokes at all. More about that in some of the other articles and the book.

Have a good laugh at the free set of wedding speech jokes provided with our e-book on how to be a brilliant MC. There are pages of them for you to enjoy and use.